Northwest Hookers Wanted

All right all you hookers, show ‘em what you’ve got.

Err, make that, caught.

The folks who make the TV shows Top Shot and Dirty Jobs are scouring the nation for the “best and boldest fishermen” to take part in a new competition series called Top Hooker.

And as we all know, that means Northwest sportsmen will make up part of, if not the entire cast.

The deal is, the Animal Planet is looking for outgoing, adaptable sport and commercial fishermen to compete for the title of Top Hooker (somewhere PETA reps are gnashing their toofers) in a series that will feature fishing on the country’s lakes, rivers and oceans.

You’ve got through Aug. 28 to apply (legal US residents age 21 and over only).

Email your name, phone number, location, a recent photo, and a brief explanation of why you’re the fish pimp of fish pimps to tophookercasting@gmail.com.